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Drofder2004
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Ok, random quotes found using google.
If you laugh at any of these, then you are evil people!
If you laugh at any of these, then you are evil people!
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All right, but we're not going to get much done"
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem.
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
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There's a distinct difference between 'accidents' (e.g. Steve Irwin being killed by a stingray) and say terrorist attacks.
I have no problem with racist jokes as long as they are not meant to insult the person who they are referring to. As long as the person doesn't mind then so be it - everyone gets the piss taken out of them sometimes, people should just learn to get used to it. I agree with this world becoming too PC (for example Gingerbread men are now called Gingerbread people... yeah like that has the same ring to it). If/when I bring up children I won't let them be fooled by the current crap in today's society which is just being picky for the sake of it.
In my opinion there is a clear line to be drawn between taking the piss out of thousands of people dying in a terrorist attack and one person dying in an accident. The same applies for racist and handicap jokes - these people weren't put in that position by anyone else (OK, maybe some people where handicapped because of other people's actions, but you don't hear many jokes about people causing other people to be handicapped). The fact that thousands of people died in the World Trade Center due to the actions of people who specifically went out of their way to cause their deaths, killed totally against their will, I find it sickening that someone would make a joke out of that.
The Steve Irwin jokes are not as bad in the way that it was one individual rather than thousands of people, however whenever you laugh at a Steve Irwin joke there is a certain amount of guilt involved (unless you have no heart).
None of the jokes you posted above were related to death, apart from the Cancer Research joke, although that wasn't directed specifically to people with cancer, and people with cancer are not put in that place by the actions of others (although technically due to passive smoking they could be).
I have no problem with racist jokes as long as they are not meant to insult the person who they are referring to. As long as the person doesn't mind then so be it - everyone gets the piss taken out of them sometimes, people should just learn to get used to it. I agree with this world becoming too PC (for example Gingerbread men are now called Gingerbread people... yeah like that has the same ring to it). If/when I bring up children I won't let them be fooled by the current crap in today's society which is just being picky for the sake of it.
In my opinion there is a clear line to be drawn between taking the piss out of thousands of people dying in a terrorist attack and one person dying in an accident. The same applies for racist and handicap jokes - these people weren't put in that position by anyone else (OK, maybe some people where handicapped because of other people's actions, but you don't hear many jokes about people causing other people to be handicapped). The fact that thousands of people died in the World Trade Center due to the actions of people who specifically went out of their way to cause their deaths, killed totally against their will, I find it sickening that someone would make a joke out of that.
The Steve Irwin jokes are not as bad in the way that it was one individual rather than thousands of people, however whenever you laugh at a Steve Irwin joke there is a certain amount of guilt involved (unless you have no heart).
None of the jokes you posted above were related to death, apart from the Cancer Research joke, although that wasn't directed specifically to people with cancer, and people with cancer are not put in that place by the actions of others (although technically due to passive smoking they could be).
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Drofder2004
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After Peds' boring rant, I provide you with some ill-humour about the holocaust
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Hitler is at the edge of the burial hole in Auschwitz. Next to him is a string of prisoners.
"You!" says Hitler to the Jew next to him "lift your left foot like this and twist your left arm like this. Now jump!" The Jew jumps, while Hitler follows very carefully the fall.
"Now you!" says Hitler to a Polish "twist your right foot like this and lift both hands up like this. Now jump!" The Polish jumps, while Hitler again follows very carefully the fall.
"And you!" says Hitler to a Russian "bend over and lean to the front like this. Now jump!" The Russian jumps, and Hitler again is paying very much attention to the fall.
All of a sudden, a German soldier comes running to Hitler: "Heil Hitler!"
"Heil! What happened?"
"Mr. Goering kindly asked for your attendance to the Chief of Staff meeting as soon as you finish your Tetris."
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What was Adolf's favourite song?
"If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a kike!"
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Hitler is at the edge of the burial hole in Auschwitz. Next to him is a string of prisoners.
"You!" says Hitler to the Jew next to him "lift your left foot like this and twist your left arm like this. Now jump!" The Jew jumps, while Hitler follows very carefully the fall.
"Now you!" says Hitler to a Polish "twist your right foot like this and lift both hands up like this. Now jump!" The Polish jumps, while Hitler again follows very carefully the fall.
"And you!" says Hitler to a Russian "bend over and lean to the front like this. Now jump!" The Russian jumps, and Hitler again is paying very much attention to the fall.
All of a sudden, a German soldier comes running to Hitler: "Heil Hitler!"
"Heil! What happened?"
"Mr. Goering kindly asked for your attendance to the Chief of Staff meeting as soon as you finish your Tetris."
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What was Adolf's favourite song?
"If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a kike!"
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Drofder2004
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Well, at least I was correct about the boring part thenPedsdude wrote:It wasn't a rant, more a statement of my opinion.Drofder2004 wrote:Peds' boring rant
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