Stupid people + Internet

[helium]

Here's a list of some very stupid/funny quotes that have been taken from a topic in another forum

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?


<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado gotta love how he needs to mention that he needs to go cos of a tornado instead of just getting into safety

got any funny ones? post em here

[JDogg]

I lol'd!, love the unzipping one rofl.

[BMC]

HAHAA you made my christmas with the first and second one ) Merry Christmas!

[Neon]

Blackadder one was my fav

[topher]

funny
not sure if this has been posted already but....

[Coontang]

Blackadder one was my fav

Same :p

[The President]

Lmao at that spider one

[Pedsdude]

That spider one is brilliant

As for the others, they are very good although I've seen them before so it's somewhat worn off. They're all from bash.org (http://bash.org/?top), which is based on quotes from IRC chat. There's even one I submitted there (http://bash.org/?search=Pedsdude&sort=0&show=25 ).

[helium]

ah nice peds! this site has some really good quotes

[Pedsdude]

The titanic excess flood one is quality, but people who haven't used IRC before won't get it

[Infinite]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


xD. That one made me lol.

I also found the 2 in my sig pretty funny :p,

[Neon]

My favourite


<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

[Coontang]

I love stupid people

[Neon]

I have a new favourite

<cylinder> should've left it on goatse when you got off
<Him> heh
<Ody> o_o
<Ody> that would've gone down well with the parents
<Ody> "MOM! TRISTAN'S BEEN USING YOUR CABLE MODEM FOR LOOKING AT HARDCORE MAN-PR0N AGAIN!!!!!"
<Ody> err
<Ody> not again

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

lolol