Life

CoDJumper.com Movies · Post by **Nightmare** » January 18th, 2007, 12:12 am

I have found the meaning of life!

Program Life;
Uses Crt;

var life:boolean;
      learn,lifenum,deathage:integer;

Begin
randomize;
life:=true;
deathage:=random(110);
	While life do
		begin
			wakeup;
			learn:=learn+1;
			If learn>12 then
				goto work;
			sleep;
			lifenum:=lifenum+1;
			If lifenum=deathage then
				begin
					life:=false;
				end;
		end;
end.

(Made by me

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Post by **Drofder2004** » January 18th, 2007, 12:32 am

O_o

There are several missing ingredients, but that sums it up >.<

Post by **Pedsdude** » January 18th, 2007, 5:21 pm

The award for the geekiest post on these forums goes to.....

NIGHTMARE!

Post by **[SoE]_Zaitsev** » January 18th, 2007, 5:24 pm

`hehe, that one is actually pretty funny

Post by **Soviet** » January 18th, 2007, 11:41 pm

thats not a geek post, you're just inept

CoDJumper.com Movies · Post by **Nightmare** » January 19th, 2007, 12:16 am

lol thanks peds

drofder, I know plenty of things are missing but what do you think should be added?

Post by **Soviet** » January 19th, 2007, 12:47 am

masturbation and peds

Post by **Pedsdude** » January 19th, 2007, 7:36 pm

Yes, because I'm integral with everyone's life

Post by **[SoE]_Zaitsev** » January 19th, 2007, 8:46 pm

This topic is going wrong

Post by **Pedsdude** » January 19th, 2007, 11:31 pm

Depends which way you look at it

Post by **[SoE]_Zaitsev** » January 19th, 2007, 11:32 pm

KillerSam wrote:
Pedsdude wrote:Yes, because I'm integral with everyone's life
I love you pedsy
You know that babe...and if you ever fancy a bit of casual sex...just ask

If that's not wrong 0_o

Post by **Pedsdude** » January 19th, 2007, 11:35 pm

And I suppose you think gay marriage is wrong?

Post by **Soviet** » January 19th, 2007, 11:40 pm

such a close minded chap, zaitsev

Post by **[SoE]_Zaitsev** » January 20th, 2007, 12:27 am

Post by **Drofder2004** » January 20th, 2007, 4:36 am

Pedsdude wrote:And I suppose you think gay marriage is wrong?

Yes... Have you got a problem with that?

Hey, gay people have rights and all, but I have the right to believe that their rights are wrong