Maths at work

Post by **[SoE]_Zaitsev** » November 7th, 2006, 10:45 pm

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will get you to the top!

Just brilliant tbh

creator · Post by **creator** » November 8th, 2006, 12:04 am

lol indeed brilliant

Post by **Soviet** » November 8th, 2006, 12:19 am

so true and awesome

Post by **Drofder2004** » November 8th, 2006, 1:30 am

How about "Sexual Harrasment"
19 - 5 - 24 - 21 - 1 - 12 | 8 - 1 - 18 - 18 - 1 - 19 - 13 - 5 - 14 - 20 = 199%

Now you all know what to do to get a pay rise! o/

Post by **Soviet** » November 8th, 2006, 4:18 am

how about blowing squirrels?

2 - 12 - 15 -23 - 9 - 14 - 7 19 - 17 - 21 - 9 - 18 - 18 - 5 - 12 - 19

220%

Koekie · Post by **Koekie** » November 8th, 2006, 1:53 pm

Rofl. Duh

teebag · Post by **teebag** » November 8th, 2006, 4:12 pm

I get the 100% part, but eh????

Post by **Pedsdude** » November 12th, 2006, 3:23 pm

lol nice one zait.

P-E-D-S-D-U-D-E 16+5+4+19+4+21+4+5 = 78% - I'm inadequate!

aicaramba · Post by **aicaramba** » November 12th, 2006, 4:44 pm

Add the cj tag ffs...

Post by **Pedsdude** » November 13th, 2006, 7:31 pm

Nah, that'd be cheating

C-O-D-J-U-M-P-E-R-.-C-O-M 3+15+4+10+21+13+16+5+18 = 105%

Post by **Soviet** » November 14th, 2006, 12:00 am

not bad, but i have yet to see someone beat the USSR

U N I O N
O F
S O V I E T
S O C I A L I S T
R E P U B L I C S

21 14 9 15 14
15 6
19 15 22 9 5 20
19 15 3 9 1 12 9 19 20
18 5 16 21 2 12 9 3 19

= 396%

Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » November 14th, 2006, 11:09 pm

wooow, u matched numbers to the letters and added them, so?

Post by **[SoE]_Zaitsev** » November 14th, 2006, 11:36 pm

WARNING: Guy without humor spotted!

Post by **Drofder2004** » November 15th, 2006, 1:41 am

[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:WARNING: Guy without humor spotted!

Initiating Emergency Banning Procedure!
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CoDJumper.com Movies · Post by **Nightmare** » November 15th, 2006, 1:59 am

man drof, that red hurts my eyes

how about sleeping?

zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ = 676% woot!

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