The Fly

[Soviet]

The Fly

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a
leaf beside a lake.
The hot, dry fly said to no one in
particular, "Gosh... if I move down three inches, I
will feel the mist from the water and I will be
refreshed."


There was a fish in the water thinking,
"Gosh... if that fly moves down three inches, I can
eat him."


There was a bear on the shore thinking,
"Gosh.. if that fly moves down three inches that
fish will jump for the fly... and I will grab
him."


It also happened that a hunter was farther
up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese
sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly
moves down three inches... and that fish
leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and
grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a
proper lunch."


You probably think this is enough activity
on one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there's
more...


A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was
thinking, "Gosh... if that fly moves down three
inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and
that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will
shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."


A cat lurking in the bushes took in this
scene and thought - as was fashionable to do on the
banks of this particular lake around lunch time
-
Gosh... if that fly moves down three
inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and
that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots
that bear.. and that mouse makes off with the cheese
sandwich...then I can have
mouse for lunch."


The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry
that he heads down for the cooling mist of the
water.
... The fish swallows the fly
... The bear grabs the fish
... The hunter shoots the bear
... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich
... The cat jumps for the mouse
... The mouse ducks
... The cat falls into the water and drowns.


The moral of the story is:
Whenever a fly goes down three
inches, some pussy is in serious danger.

[Nightmare]

HAHAHA
OMG soviet, great story with a great twist at the end
Perverted yet so funny!