Ah, my source was wrong.Soviet wrote:no, Peds does things to him if he does.
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				JDogg
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				JDogg
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So what doe's he do? Back rub?KillerSam wrote:I kind of enjoy it though....if he does it right.JDogg wrote:Ah, my source was wrong.Soviet wrote:no, Peds does things to him if he does.


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				JDogg
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No way!!!, how come I don't get that, I spam enough don't I?Soviet wrote:gay giraffe sex


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How would I get in this "circle"?KillerSam wrote:You aren't in the central circle....Peds entered the center circle recently.JDogg wrote:No way!!!, how come I don't get that, I spam enough don't I?Soviet wrote:gay giraffe sex


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				Neon  
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Rumour has it, you have to wank under the apron they put over you while getting a haircut, without getting caught.JDogg wrote:How would I get in this "circle"?
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				Soviet  
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That's the test to see if you qualify to lick up your ejaculation.
			
			
									
									
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				Pedsdude
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lmao, that's one of the funniest things I've read recently.Neon wrote:Rumour has it, you have to wank under the apron they put over you while getting a haircut, without getting caught.


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				Neon  
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Lmao glad to bring some joy xD and I did genuinly think of that myself when trying to think of the best/worst "danger wank" scenario.   
			
			
									
									
						
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I got shower gel on my penisKillerSam wrote:Its nearing comedy genius I must say, because everybody can relate to it, and its an innocent situation where the barber can be completely unaware yet inches away.Neon wrote:Lmao glad to bring some joy xD and I did genuinly think of that myself when trying to think of the best/worst "danger wank" scenario.
 it stung like a bitch
  it stung like a bitch
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				Neon  
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To be fair Jim, I always wash my dick  And it doesn't hurt
  And it doesn't hurt   Don't use bleach?
 Don't use bleach?
			
			
									
									
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  And it doesn't hurt   Don't use bleach?
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Try touching it gently, seriously, you might experience somethingjimbojetuk wrote:I got shower gel on my penisKillerSam wrote:Its nearing comedy genius I must say, because everybody can relate to it, and its an innocent situation where the barber can be completely unaware yet inches away.Neon wrote:Lmao glad to bring some joy xD and I did genuinly think of that myself when trying to think of the best/worst "danger wank" scenario.it stung like a bitch

matt101harris wrote:big cock was the first thing that came to my head lol
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I only clean my penis with pure cocaine.
			
			
									
									
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I can chug a beer through my penis faster than a college student can do it normally.
			
			
									
									
						