Epic fail in indian Restaurant
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Epic fail in indian Restaurant
A mate and his father visited an indian restaurant today. So my friends father didnt liked anything on the menu and serioulsy asked the waiter "Do you have anything with beef?".
Embarrasing epic fail 
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
i dont get it...Ultralala wrote:A mate and his father visited an indian restaurant today. So my friends father didnt liked anything on the menu and serioulsy asked the waiter "Do you have anything with beef?".Embarrasing epic fail
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
He's suggesting a stereotype that all Indians are Hindu and worship cows... beef = cow meat. Matty, you just ruined the joke for mematt101harris wrote:i dont get it...Ultralala wrote:A mate and his father visited an indian restaurant today. So my friends father didnt liked anything on the menu and serioulsy asked the waiter "Do you have anything with beef?".Embarrasing epic fail

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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought it said chinease
:D:D:D: now i get it 
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
Pathetic!matt101harris wrote:i dont get it...Ultralala wrote:A mate and his father visited an indian restaurant today. So my friends father didnt liked anything on the menu and serioulsy asked the waiter "Do you have anything with beef?".Embarrasing epic fail
Btw, I rather Pizza Hut's!

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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
Haha, nice.
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
cos ure from canada and ure fat....BlueDamselfly wrote:Pathetic!
Btw, I rather Pizza Hut's!
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Matty@CoDJumper.com: lol
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Matty@CoDJumper.com: hahaha
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: (while i whip mine out)
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
Do you even look at the posts?, it says INDIAN rofl.matt101harris wrote:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought it said chinease:D:D:D: now i get it


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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
To be fair India is right next door and Matt is a complete dumbass.JDogg wrote:Do you even look at the posts?, it says INDIAN rofl.matt101harris wrote:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought it said chinease:D:D:D: now i get it
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
Well, someone has to take over Damsel his position of forum fool 
Anyway, I didn't get the joke either, I hardly eat Indian food anyway.
Anyway, I didn't get the joke either, I hardly eat Indian food anyway.
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
Grrr, I'm fed up of you dutchies making that mistake! You don't say "Damsel his ...", say "Damsel's"![SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:Well, someone has to take over Damsel his position of forum fool


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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
or "gay boy's"Pedsdude wrote:Grrr, I'm fed up of you dutchies making that mistake! You don't say "Damsel his ...", say "Damsel's"![SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:Well, someone has to take over Damsel his position of forum fool
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: put your cock away, you sick man
Matty@CoDJumper.com: hahaha
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: (while i whip mine out)
Matty@CoDJumper.com: lol
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: just kidding
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: ... i don't have one
Matty@CoDJumper.com: hahaha
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: (while i whip mine out)
Matty@CoDJumper.com: lol
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: just kidding
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: ... i don't have one
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
What's the difference Peds ?
Damsel his is exactly the same as Damsel's right ?
Damsel his is exactly the same as Damsel's right ?
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
It's not proper English to say "<name> his", it would always be said "<name>'s" or e.g. "the __ belonging to <name>".[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:What's the difference Peds ?
Damsel his is exactly the same as Damsel's right ?
I'm not sure if the apostrophe in the case of possessive actually means his/her, so I can't confirm.


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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant
"Damsel his" is combining a noun and possessive pronoun which is improper English as Peds stated. "Damsel's" or "His" would be the correct use of them in English, so it should be "his position of forum fool
" or "Damsel's position of forum fool
".
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Since we are on the subject, I believe that "position of forum" is also another improper use of English. In English, it is harder to understand when you read it in your mind than saying something such as "position on the forum". I am not sure which rule this falls under, but I do know that it deals with prepositions. It's a minor error, but still very noticeable to me. There is another minor grammar error, but I won't go into it[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:Well, someone has to take over Damsel his position of forum fool
Anyway, I didn't get the joke either, I hardly eat Indian food anyway.

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