festive joke

Neon · Post by **Neon** » December 14th, 2005, 12:00 am

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Needless to say Santa wasn't in the best mood.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa went to the door expecting another problem. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree there just to cheer Santa up.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Ladies Love... · Post by **Ladies Love...** » December 14th, 2005, 12:27 am

nice one

Post by **Soviet** » December 14th, 2005, 2:39 am

heh, nice

Ownia · Post by **Ownia** » December 14th, 2005, 7:00 am

lol so rude.
and it startd out so nice

Neon · Post by **Neon** » December 14th, 2005, 8:47 am

Pwn-Rikku · Post by **Pwn-Rikku** » December 15th, 2005, 9:52 pm

.. explain?

=(LF)= KnakWorst · Post by **=(LF)= KnakWorst** » December 15th, 2005, 11:42 pm

Lol, nice one

Post by **Pedsdude** » December 16th, 2005, 6:31 pm

good one

(Rikku: Santa was annoyed, so shoved the angel on the top of the tree ass-first

)

Pwn-Rikku · Post by **Pwn-Rikku** » December 19th, 2005, 6:17 pm

i sort of got it. but didnt really fin dit funny so i wanted someone to explain and im 12

IM NOT A FUCKING SMART ARSE. i = dumbass

Post by **Pedsdude** » December 19th, 2005, 7:33 pm

lol, dont blame yourself rikku

It's Ownia's fault

Pwn-Rikku · Post by **Pwn-Rikku** » December 19th, 2005, 7:35 pm

everythings ownias fault. the fact that this website sucks is ownias fault (no offense pedsdude lol i just dont like the forum template should be a nice dark color like the normal site

Ownia · Post by **Ownia** » December 19th, 2005, 8:34 pm

hey im not perfect:P

Posh is

Post by **Pedsdude** » December 20th, 2005, 2:56 pm

Exactly, I am perfrect in every single way

(P.S. I intentionally mispelt 'perfect'

)

Neon · Post by **Neon** » December 20th, 2005, 5:29 pm

if nobody's perfect, then i must be nobody!

Ownia · Post by **Ownia** » December 20th, 2005, 5:49 pm

If nobodys perfect u must be Posh

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