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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by Drofder2004 » May 28th, 2011, 4:57 pm

Does this game come with a manual or do all purchases come with a personal helicopter pilot for a two week intensive training course?
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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by Nekoneko » May 28th, 2011, 5:57 pm

Does anything happen in this game?
Besides pressing buttons

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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by F |Madness| U » May 28th, 2011, 6:34 pm

That's ridiculous lol.
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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by <LT>YosemiteSam[NL] » May 28th, 2011, 7:17 pm

Holy crap. If you buy the game do you need a forklift to pick it up ? Manual must way in over a ton !

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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by Nekoneko » May 28th, 2011, 7:53 pm

Haha. 'Quick Start Guide'.

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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by Drofder2004 » May 28th, 2011, 10:04 pm

KillerSam wrote:This is the manual (took a while to open for me):

http://cdn.steampowered.com/Manuals/610 ... 1278957900
And yet NONE of this guide covers how to start the engine :P

Good thing though, the game has a "simplified mode" >.>
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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » May 28th, 2011, 11:22 pm

So what if someone forgets to flip 1 switch ?
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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by Tiffyboy » May 29th, 2011, 8:44 am

[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:So what if someone forgets to flip 1 switch ?
BOOM !!!!


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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by <LT>YosemiteSam[NL] » August 19th, 2011, 7:30 pm

Good luck remembering all that m8 :)

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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » August 19th, 2011, 9:49 pm

Who's going to play this shit?
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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by F |Madness| U » August 19th, 2011, 9:55 pm

Lol I still find it hard to believe that this is a serious game not a joke.
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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by Drofder2004 » August 19th, 2011, 10:01 pm

That isn't a game manual, that is the real flight manual. Learn to play this game and you qualify for real combat.
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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by <LT>YosemiteSam[NL] » August 19th, 2011, 11:36 pm

KillerSam wrote:
Drofder2004 wrote:That isn't a game manual, that is the real flight manual. Learn to play this game and you qualify for real combat.
I love how the first 200 pages are basically physics :lol: :lol:
In like "what's keeping your chopper in the air" ...uhm well...this button combination I guess :wink:

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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by SoMac » August 20th, 2011, 7:14 am

This "game" doesn't look entertaining at all. It looks annoying and complicated. No fun in that.
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Re: DCS Black Shark

Post by Pedsdude » August 20th, 2011, 11:10 am

Indeed, I have no sympathy for Sam when he inevitably gives up because he can't get the helicopter off the ground and keep it in stable flight.
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