Guys, how do you let her know it's time to go on a diet?

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Guys, how do you let her know it's time to go on a diet?

Post by topher » May 11th, 2011, 3:42 pm

Let me just put this out there up front: I love her to death, always have, always will, wouldn't change a thing about her if I could.

But if I'm being honest, she's... well... about 4 times larger than when we first met, and it's just not that attractive. It's not an exaggeration either.

Since I'm the sole provider in the relationship, and the one responsible for purchasing and preparing the meals, I don't think it's unreasonable to expect to be able to 'limit' her food intake, but at the first hint of this she basically goes ballistic and makes a huge fucking scene until I give in and give her more food.

So guys, how do you deal with this situation?

For reference, I've included a pic so you can see that she's absolutely gorgeous and I love her regardless: http://imgur.com/QZwDh
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Post by BeZZo » May 11th, 2011, 4:22 pm

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Re: Guys, how do you let her know it's time to go on a diet?

Post by Pedsdude » May 11th, 2011, 5:44 pm

LOL, nice one :)
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Post by BeZZo » May 11th, 2011, 5:58 pm

I thought you were talking about your girlfriend...until i clicked the link.

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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » May 11th, 2011, 8:16 pm

I fucking lol'd.
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Post by ultralala » May 11th, 2011, 8:27 pm

i cant lol bec his cat is sick :cry:
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Post by Drofder2004 » May 11th, 2011, 9:18 pm

She can only be about 6 years old you sick cunt!
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Post by Hoogie » May 11th, 2011, 10:42 pm

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Re: Guys, how do you let her know it's time to go on a diet?

Post by megazor » May 12th, 2011, 4:48 am

this is for humans, but must be suited for animals as well:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liposuction

just pay enough and your darling will become slim back.

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Re: Guys, how do you let her know it's time to go on a diet?

Post by matt101harris » May 19th, 2011, 4:57 pm

hahaha lol i honestly thought it was your girlfriend.. Unles... nooooooooooo thats naughty..
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PeЧĐuĐe@CoDJumper.com: (while i whip mine out)
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PeЧĐuĐe@CoDJumper.com: just kidding
PeЧĐuĐe@CoDJumper.com: ... i don't have one :(

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