13 year old father

[helium]

this guy looks like he wont reach puberty within the next 10 years but still he manages to become a dad did they even make a dna test? cos im starting to doubt that this little rat could make someone pregnant

[Pedsdude]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 240802.ece
"I love Alfie and he took my virginity. There has been nobody else"

I'm not surprised, she's that ugly.

Some people are lying.

(Joke inserted by Drofder at request of Peds' joke insertion here message).

did they even make a dna test? cos im starting to doubt that this little rat could make someone pregnant

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 239272.ece

[#Strike:.]

holy crap thats gona be a screwd up kid

[Nightmare]

The fact that others are trying to take the spot light is a bit disturbing.
That isn't really something you want to brag about.

[#Strike:.]

ye.......

[Pedsdude]

The fact that others are trying to take the spot light is a bit disturbing.
That isn't really something you want to brag about.

Indeed, it's one thing to say you slept with her and another to say it's your baby

[Soviet]

And in other news...the US press bitchslaps the UK

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29212172/

*SLAP*

[JDogg]

Top quotes:

"I didn't know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you're the dad.

"But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we've been together for two years, so I must be the dad.

MUST, what a naive kid .

[waywaaaard]

you all are just jealous of him 'cuz he got laid and you all didnt

[JDogg]

you all are just jealous of him 'cuz he got laid and you all didnt

If she was fucking hot as hell, I'd be jealous, but tbh I'm a little disgusted.

[Drofder2004]

And in other news...the US press bitchslaps the UK

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29212172/

*SLAP*

Cut to the reality of 2009: the highest teen pregnancy rate in western Europe, a binge drinking culture that leaves drunk teens splayed out in the streets and rising knife crime that has turned some pub fights into deadly affairs.

Ahhh, Britain.

Because American is so perfect. At least we don't put a black person in charge!
You gonna get robbed.

[Pedsdude]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29212172/

The picture is from Hebburn, which is in Newcastle

[Soviet]

so your hometown is the trashiest of the trash that is the UK?

[Infinite]

am I the only person that watches 'cops' and 'dog the bounty hunter' purely to laugh at how run down these fine american places are. I mean it is like an Indian slum tbh.

perhaps its because the only places shown in those shows are in the ghetto .

+ the majority of viewers for those shows are known as "white trash" to top it off.

Because American is so perfect. At least we don't put a black person in charge!
You gonna get robbed.

[Drofder2004]

Grammar != Typographical